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[orangetoughguy]

Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Sounds to me you like looking a lot.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah.

[a laugh]

Shit like that.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

So can I, fuckhead.

[Now, anyway.]

[orangetoughguy]

Now anyway, shitface.

[thenormalsquint]

I like to people watch. Sue me.

[whitetwoguns]

Just as well, that shit can get expensive. Girl like you should have people take her out anyways.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What couldn't you do that led to this shit?

[whitetwoguns]

Everytime? How many times did that end up to be?

[whitetwoguns]

Keep trying.

[thenormalsquint]

Yeah, but apparently, nobody wanted to do the strip club circuit with me and I never take sand to the beach.

[Translation: she's not about to drag Cinna to the strip club with her.]

[orangetoughguy]

Oh I got that real well. Lap dances or somethin'.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, I usually smoke, what, a pack a day? I couldn't take all that fucking rhyming. I managed half a pack.

[thenormalsquint]

Lap dances or somethin'? Frank told you, didn't he?

[orangetoughguy]

[THINK FAST FREDDY.]

Gamble.

[orangetoughguy]

Well it wasn't a fuckin' secret was it?

[If it was though then he's a dead man.]

[whitetwoguns]

There's no happy medium?

[whitetwoguns]

No wonder you're cruising for a bruising.

[thenormalsquint]

No, but...

[Private]

I would have asked you to come, but I wasn't sure how it would go over.

[thenormalsquint]

With this, not really. It's not as fun going alone.

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[orangetoughguy]

Say what?

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[thenormalsquint]

I said, I would have asked you to come, but I wasn't sure how it would go over. I'm guessing you would have said no.

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[orangetoughguy]

Well I was in the job anyway. [Excuses.] But I might've gone to make sure you had a good time. Did you have a good time?

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[thenormalsquint]

I wasn't worried that you would be busy.

[Angela sees your flimsy excuses, Freddy. She didn't ask you because she knew you weren't ready to be seen publicly around glittery penises yet.]

I did. Frank's a good sport for coming along just to keep me company.

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[orangetoughguy]

[AHEM....]

I wouldn't expect any less from an old fashioned guy like that, but if he ever gets out of line you can tell me.

[whitetwoguns]

Sorry. Didn't mean to stick it to you that way.