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[orangetoughguy]

education level
- high school (graduated)
- university (2 years)

employment experience
- food service
- retail
- automechanic

special skills
- firearms (advanced)
- vehicle operation (advanced)
- lift 150lbs, drag 185lbs

I go by Orange and I'm looking for work. I'm interested in anything. You name it, we'll talk.

[ooc: Backdated to midday!]

Comments

[signatures]

How do you feel about cleaning?

o it's u

[orangetoughguy]

Cleaning what.

hey motherfucker

[signatures]

Houses.

I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE LOST BOYS

[orangetoughguy]

The doctor? I wasn't a med student.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck.

go watch your gay vampires elsewhere

[signatures]

What? No. Cleaning a house.

[orangetoughguy]

Shut up.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

First, I thought you worked with that leggy mechanic.

Second, what the fuck.

/Twilight Leo strut

[orangetoughguy]

I'm fucking with you. I can clean up but I don't handle any asbestos crap.

[orangetoughguy]

Not anymore. What's your problem?

/pokerface

[signatures]

[ Wait is he really willing to be a maid..... ]

I don't think you'd have to worry about that, considering it's just a flat.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Your fucking resume. Are you serious about that shit?

[thenormalsquint]

I was hoping babysitting would be on that list.

/alejandro

[orangetoughguy]

What do you need, clearing shit out to paint? Installing a fridge?

[Wait is he asking him to be a maid...]

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah I dropped out of college. Big fuckin' deal.

[orangetoughguy]

Your animals get along alright on their own.

[thenormalsquint]

I said babysitting, not petsitting. Though, I should say kidsitting.

[orangetoughguy]

Honestly I don't think I'm all that good with kids...

[Even though they totally share a love for toys action figures.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What were you studying?

[orangetoughguy]

Why do you wanna know? Gonna tell me you could've done better?

[thenormalsquint]

That's because you are one.

[Just calling it how she sees it.]

My car, however, does need a tune-up. I'm sure I'll be willing to pay sufficiently.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Nah, just curious which major requires advanced firearms, advanced driving and the ability to haul 185 pounds.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't be an asshole. I went into engineering.

[Oh God oh God oh God come on Pink play along you know he held up that pokergame in Portland and stuff come on man you know you wanna take the piss out of him for trying to get a brainy degree.]

[orangetoughguy]

Me? We're talking twelve year olds if that's the case and that's pretty fucking grown up.

[Oh cars, that's better.] A tune-up huh? If you wanted me under your hood you could've just asked.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah?

Doesn't really work out, does it. Shit happens.

[HE IS NOT LAUGHING]