One; this guy looks nothing like Dr. Cameron. Two; this guy looks nothing like Nurse Francine. Three; he knows off the bat charming a face like that into turning a blind eye to smoking in a hospital is highly unlikely.

At least he doesn't start by asking where's the nurse. Think fast, Freddy.

"You got anything in here besides that," he points the device at the monitor on the other side of the room. Three's Company reruns. Classy.