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[orangetoughguy]

Okay picture this: Bill Murray. He's made up like a zombie or whatever but who the hell cares? It's Bill fuckin' Murray and some guy who looks like a rough neck drifter Woody Boyd. Toking up. Together. Playing Ghostbusters.

With me. With motherfuckin' me.

I gotta sleep after car bombs and cereal bars again.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

So I can go independent.

[orangetoughguy]

...How'd you know?

[Aw man.]

[totallyinaband]

I think you may be confusing 'vegetarian' with 'liking any weird combination of foods that happen to not have meat in them'.

[orangetoughguy]

Put a little heart in it will you?

[That's his way of asking what's up girl.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

There's worse shit to blow your money on, right?

[orangetoughguy]

It ain't weird, Guinness is liquid bread and cereal's a grain.

[totallyinaband]

I'm pretty sure Lucky Charms are mainly just sugar and styrofoam.

[boutant]

Too much heart and I'll have to change these.

[ There's a wave of her bandaged hand. ]

While you were playing with Bill Murray, I was busy hallucinating in my kitchen. Broke a glass.

[orangetoughguy]

And it tastes fuckin' great!

[orangetoughguy]

I guess. [Killjoy.]

[orangetoughguy]

You were what? The hell happened to you?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

So what else is in this movie?

[totallyinaband]

I've always been more of a frosted flakes guy.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't know if that's gonna have the same effect, now you gotta try it and fill me in.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm thinkin' of adding a high speed car chase and some C4.

[totallyinaband]

What, with Guinness? What effect is that supposed to be?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The shit that makes a movie is the dialogue, you know.

[boutant]

It's a curse. Memories, from the sound of things. [ Duh, fruitface. ]

[orangetoughguy]

[Errrrybody harshin' his amazing Ghostbusters boner.]

Shit man if that's the case you got lucky with just a glass in the kitchen.

[orangetoughguy]

Havin' fuckin' badass dreams.

[Still not quite buying the curse thing yet.]

[totallyinaband]

Was that your dinner last night?

[orangetoughguy]

If you wanted to write the script you could fuckin' say so.

[orangetoughguy]

Why you got a problem with it?

[totallyinaband]

Not personally, no.

[He does. So much so. This guy went to culinary school. He's dying inside.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm no fucking writer. I mean I don't make fucking genius plot devices like fucking fondue.