30th

[orangetoughguy]

Okay picture this: Bill Murray. He's made up like a zombie or whatever but who the hell cares? It's Bill fuckin' Murray and some guy who looks like a rough neck drifter Woody Boyd. Toking up. Together. Playing Ghostbusters.

With me. With motherfuckin' me.

I gotta sleep after car bombs and cereal bars again.

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

There's worse shit to blow your money on, right?

[orangetoughguy]

I guess. [Killjoy.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

So what else is in this movie?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm thinkin' of adding a high speed car chase and some C4.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The shit that makes a movie is the dialogue, you know.

[orangetoughguy]

If you wanted to write the script you could fuckin' say so.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm no fucking writer. I mean I don't make fucking genius plot devices like fucking fondue.

[orangetoughguy]

Says the guy who reads fuckin' Vonnegut.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I read it, I don't write it.

[orangetoughguy]

What the fuck's a pumpkin risotto?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's a risotto made with pumpkin.

[Pause]

Risotto is like oatmeal made of rice. It's Italian, and people flavor it with shit like asparagus or mushrooms, and in this case, pumpkin. It's cooked slow with wine and broth.

Why?

[orangetoughguy]

You know way too much about this shit. I'm just curious.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I've got classy fucking hobbies, okay?