3rd

[orangetoughguy]

Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

Comments

[adamantined]

If you didn't get mauled by the bear then I'd say it's a pretty good night.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't need a mirror to tell me my face is still on.

[adamantined]

Both arms and legs? Maybe you have phantom limb syndrome and can't tell.

[orangetoughguy]

You're lucky I'm not a rude kind of guy. I see'em just fine.

[adamantined]

Why am I lucky you're not a rude kind of guy?

[orangetoughguy]

Ain't a phantom limb if you can see the finger I'm givin'.

[adamantined]

You're right. It is rude to point. But I think the only thing you got mauled by is probably a hangover.

[orangetoughguy]

I can clean up that mess just fine, it wouldn't be the first.

[adamantined]

I'm actually glad to hear that it's a hangover and not some amnesiac side effect of a really bad curse. Or at least a curse that makes you commune with bears.

[orangetoughguy]

I already got the warning about horses and sex ops.

[adamantined]

Horses and sex ops? You don't mean like... together, at once. Right?

[orangetoughguy]

Fuck if I know I'm just telling you what some other guy told me.

[adamantined]

So if I told you that once a month we all strap on goat skulls and dance naked, you'd believe that, too?

[orangetoughguy]

Hey some guy lost his balls this morning. That's all I know, and I think I ain't morbid enough to look it up.

'sides, even you can't pull off lookin' good in a goat skull.

[adamantined]

That's a pretty common thing, I guess.

Shoot. There go all my good Halloween costume ideas.

[orangetoughguy]

Common?

[adamantined]

Yeah. I mean, I've never been turned into a boy in the time that I've been here. I guess it just kind of depends on how your luck runs.

[orangetoughguy]

Good for you, you're fine the way you are.

[adamantined]

Well, so are you. Especially now that you're upright.

[orangetoughguy]

What's that supposed to mean?

[adamantined]

That I think you're fine without boobs?

[orangetoughguy]

What does a rack have to do with being upright?

[adamantined]

Oh, I thought you meant the -

Never mind. Anyway, no one is fine if they're passed out on a flight of stairs, right?

[orangetoughguy]

[Dubious Freddy is dubious.]

Hey I got a sore back but I'm okay.

[adamantined]

Did you also try to lift the bear?