3rd

[orangetoughguy]

Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

Comments

[adamantined]

Then there are other days of the week that you can stop in. Ghosting doesn't count as actually coming by.

[orangetoughguy]

Just so we're clear, you want me to come see you?

[adamantined]

You want me to be honest with you?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm cool with honesty, lay it on me. I can handle it.

[adamantined]

I'm just hoping you'll pay with a card and have to sign the receipt.

[orangetoughguy]

Oldest slip in the book, sorry.

[adamantined]

I'll get you next time, Gadget.