3rd

[orangetoughguy]

Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

Comments

[adamantined]

Oh, I thought you meant the -

Never mind. Anyway, no one is fine if they're passed out on a flight of stairs, right?

[orangetoughguy]

[Dubious Freddy is dubious.]

Hey I got a sore back but I'm okay.

[adamantined]

Did you also try to lift the bear?

[orangetoughguy]

No. I didn't go to sleep with it.

1/2

[adamantined]

I just wanted to make sure.

[adamantined]

Why did you get that drunk anyway? Just because you could or for some kind of special occasion? Like celebrating the fact that you didn't get turned into a bear. Or a horse.

[orangetoughguy]

A little happy never hurt anyone, happy I didn't turn into no bear or vampire either.

[adamantined]

In that case I think it was definitely a good night, whether you were hung over in the morning or not. Next time you decide to do it, you should come to the Blue Light. I'm still waiting on that tip.

[orangetoughguy]

I ghosted a couple the last time I was there. And I mean, no offense to your establishment or anything but it was kind of a guy's night out thing.

[adamantined]

So, what, that means you can't stop by for one shot? It's called the Blue Light, not the Pink Light. You can always tip me on your way to see the strippers.

[orangetoughguy]

And not have a conversation? That'd be an asshole thing to do.

[adamantined]

Then there are other days of the week that you can stop in. Ghosting doesn't count as actually coming by.

[orangetoughguy]

Just so we're clear, you want me to come see you?

[adamantined]

You want me to be honest with you?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm cool with honesty, lay it on me. I can handle it.

[adamantined]

I'm just hoping you'll pay with a card and have to sign the receipt.

[orangetoughguy]

Oldest slip in the book, sorry.

[adamantined]

I'll get you next time, Gadget.