3rd

[orangetoughguy]

Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

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[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Were you perhaps high when you passed out?

God, names.

So my name is Billy, but this isn't my usual body. Curse day.

[orangetoughguy]

Naw, I wasn't high. So, Billy, you know whose body you got?

[For all he knows this kid is Mystique trying to pull a fast one.]

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Yes.

And hopefully he doesn't do anything horrible with mine, while he has it.

[orangetoughguy]

You taking the fast lane in the meantime?

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Fast is an understatement.

It's like the super express lane. With extra express. And speedy on the side.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't piss off his sister and you should be fine.

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

[PAUSE]

He doesn't have a sister.

Wait. Does he have a sister?

[orangetoughguy]

[Oh shit oh shit oh shit.]

Uh, she's probably in red, has a full head of hair, I mean real full...?

Fuck I shouldn't be sayin' anything.

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Oh okay. Oh thank god]

You mean the Scarlet Witch?

She's not his sister.

She's our mom.

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Wait do you know her?

[orangetoughguy]

[Wait what.]

What?

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Tommy's my twin.

Uh.

This body? It's Tommy's.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh. [Awkward pause.] The Scarlet Witch is your mom?

[HIS MARVEL U IS BLOWN.]

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

I got her powers. Tommy got our uncle's.

[orangetoughguy]

So...is Quicksilver your dad or something?

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

[HORRIFIED SILENCE]

What.

Ew.

Dude.

Ew!

[orangetoughguy]

Cut me some slack how the fuck should I know better?

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Why would you ever?

God, our genealogy is weird enough.

[orangetoughguy]

You said he inherited his powers, genius. I mean how else does that work.

[He doesn't want to talk about Mags either k thx.]

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Yeah. From our mom. I mean their dad was Magneto but you don't see either of us kicking Iron Man's ass or anything.

[unusuallywiccan.livejournal.com]

DUDE.

That's sortaprobably our mom you're talking about!

[orangetoughguy]

Uh. Hi.

[Fuuuuuuuuck.]

[unusuallywiccan.livejournal.com]

That is so not okay. Even if, you know, I don't actually know them or anything.

[orangetoughguy]

How the fuck should I know? I'm just a civilian.

[Good save Freddy...yep...]

[unusuallywiccan.livejournal.com]

If you can't figure out on your own that our mom's brother is probably not our dad, I can think of a couple words other than civilian...