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Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

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Yeah.

I got her powers. Tommy got our uncle's.

So...is Quicksilver your dad or something?

[HORRIFIED SILENCE]

What.

Ew.

Dude.

Ew!

Cut me some slack how the fuck should I know better?

Why would you ever?

God, our genealogy is weird enough.

You said he inherited his powers, genius. I mean how else does that work.

[He doesn't want to talk about Mags either k thx.]

Yeah. From our mom. I mean their dad was Magneto but you don't see either of us kicking Iron Man's ass or anything.

[Making the biggest ":O" ever that Billy probably can't see.]

Is he here too?

Magneto or Iron Man?

Either?

Iron Man is.

[Oh fuck that is so cool, motherfucking Tony Stark is here somewhere oh shit oh shit. Play it cool Newendyke.]

I'll keep my eye out for him. What about Captain America?

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We probably could. Like, not the same way, but we could take him.

...well I mean, yeah.

Just not as easily as Magneto. I mean he flies around in a giant metal suit. Not smart when it comes to fighting the Master of Magnetism.

Yeah, well, I guess you gotta get your ass soundly kicked now and then to keep up the tortured part of the tortured genius act.

DUDE.

That's sortaprobably our mom you're talking about!

Uh. Hi.

[Fuuuuuuuuck.]

That is so not okay. Even if, you know, I don't actually know them or anything.

How the fuck should I know? I'm just a civilian.

[Good save Freddy...yep...]

If you can't figure out on your own that our mom's brother is probably not our dad, I can think of a couple words other than civilian...

[Thank god Freddy pre-dates Ultimates.]

I made a mistake, sue me. So you're Tommy but you're wearin' Billy's face?

[Yep, thank heaven for small favors. At least he isn't actually related to them anyway. Sorta.]

Hah. We're twins, dude.

But yeah. Pretty much.

Okay so if he's speeding around town what are you doing?

[Curious about his powers? Totally.]

......Trying to fix the bed I blew up.

Also flying. I gotta give Billy props, that part's pretty cool.

How the hell'd you blow up a bed?

I'll bet it is.