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Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

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He doesn't have a sister.

Wait. Does he have a sister?

[Oh shit oh shit oh shit.]

Uh, she's probably in red, has a full head of hair, I mean real full...?

Fuck I shouldn't be sayin' anything.

[Oh. Oh okay. Oh thank god]

You mean the Scarlet Witch?

She's not his sister.

She's our mom.

Wait do you know her?

[Wait what.]

What?

Tommy's my twin.

Uh.

This body? It's Tommy's.

Oh. [Awkward pause.] The Scarlet Witch is your mom?

[HIS MARVEL U IS BLOWN.]

Yeah.

I got her powers. Tommy got our uncle's.

So...is Quicksilver your dad or something?

[HORRIFIED SILENCE]

What.

Ew.

Dude.

Ew!

Cut me some slack how the fuck should I know better?

Why would you ever?

God, our genealogy is weird enough.

You said he inherited his powers, genius. I mean how else does that work.

[He doesn't want to talk about Mags either k thx.]

Yeah. From our mom. I mean their dad was Magneto but you don't see either of us kicking Iron Man's ass or anything.

[Making the biggest ":O" ever that Billy probably can't see.]

Is he here too?

Magneto or Iron Man?

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We probably could. Like, not the same way, but we could take him.

...well I mean, yeah.

Just not as easily as Magneto. I mean he flies around in a giant metal suit. Not smart when it comes to fighting the Master of Magnetism.

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DUDE.

That's sortaprobably our mom you're talking about!

Uh. Hi.

[Fuuuuuuuuck.]

That is so not okay. Even if, you know, I don't actually know them or anything.

How the fuck should I know? I'm just a civilian.

[Good save Freddy...yep...]

If you can't figure out on your own that our mom's brother is probably not our dad, I can think of a couple words other than civilian...

[Thank god Freddy pre-dates Ultimates.]

I made a mistake, sue me. So you're Tommy but you're wearin' Billy's face?

[Yep, thank heaven for small favors. At least he isn't actually related to them anyway. Sorta.]

Hah. We're twins, dude.

But yeah. Pretty much.