3rd

[orangetoughguy]

Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

Comments

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

[Patient Freddy is patiently waiting for his turn to talk so to speak.]

Not you 'see', you hear.

[Aw what the hell he can't help but grin at that.]

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, why yes! I suppose I do hear! [The little pig giggles again, clearly having fun with the strange oddity in his hands.]

My, this does take some getting used to! But, I-I'd heard someone mention a 'bear' you see. And seeing as how Pooh IS a bear... well, I j-just was wondering if it is Pooh that the voice in the box was talking about.

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

Naw, naw it wasn't. I mean, this bear was huge, like Hulk huge only white. A polar bear you know?

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh... well, my good friend Pooh is rather large...

But no, no... I don't suppose it could have been him... Pooh is distinctly not white.

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

You lost or somethin'? None of your friends came with you?

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

I... I don't think so. I mean, *sniff* that is to say, I c-can't really say I remember just how I g-got here, myself.

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

[Aw hell don't cry Piglet.]

Hey hey, it's okay. I mean it sounds like you got someone takin' care of you right?

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

*sniff*

W-why yes. Christopher Daniel c-came and got m-me w-w-when I first f-found myself here. B-but, I *sniff* h-have to go s-s-somewhere else to live...

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

Why's that?

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

I... I s-seem to up... to ups... to b-bother S-Sam. I t-tried to m-make f-friends... b-but I th-think he d-doesn't l-l-like me.

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

[Who the hell on the planet doesn't like Piglet? Although Freddy was more of a Tigger and Roo kind of boy.]

That ain't right. Maybe he ain't used to someone bein' so friendly.

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Y-you th-think so? *sniff*

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah some guys don't know what to do with that, the same way some guys don't know how to deal with kids. They don't like remembering being one.

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Th-that's... *sniff*... sad. M-m-maybe I should get him a p-present to cheer him up?

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

Make it small, nothing too fancy.

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

A-are haycorns small enough?

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

[Ummmmm. He has to think on this one.]

Sure they are. Put'em in a big mug though, a mug this guy can use.

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh! Like a Useful Pot!

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

Now you're thinkin' with your head.

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is a good idea! Thank you so much!

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

No problem, kid.