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[orangetoughguy]

Rain all fucking day?

Ridiculous.

Raptors opening the goddamn door?

...Right on.

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

I'm telling you the truth. Go down to the zoo and when the unicorn that's there pokes your eye out with its horn, you'll be wondering why you didn't listen to me.

[orangetoughguy]

Maybe when it's not raining cats and damn dogs, I wouldn't want to run into a water dragon or something.

[thenormalsquint]

I'm pretty sure they have one of those too, so yes, let's play it safe.

[orangetoughguy]

...You sure they didn't just stick a horn to a horse? You can do a lot of things with super glue.

[thenormalsquint]

I know what a unicorn looks like, X. It wasn't a horse in it's Halloween costume.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey if I was a horse and I wanted to live comfortably behind bars that's the costume I'd take.

[thenormalsquint]

So instead of X, I should call you Mr. Ed.

[orangetoughguy]

If we're going with horses the least you can do is pick someone cooler, like Silver.

[thenormalsquint]

But Silver didn't talk.

[orangetoughguy]

For someone who believes in unicorns I'm surprised you don't think maybe Silver's just the quiet type.

[thenormalsquint]

If I did, the name still wouldn't work for you because you talk too much.

[orangetoughguy]

I knew you'd aim for the kisser.

[thenormalsquint]

Trust me. You'll know when I aimimg for the kisser.

[orangetoughguy]

Do I get a warning?

[thenormalsquint]

Surprises are more exciting.

[orangetoughguy]

Well you really know how to pack a punch. At least I hope you do, makes it worth the wait.

[thenormalsquint]

Don't hold your breath, though. I might decide not to give you anything.

[orangetoughguy]

That's called a suckerpunch.

[thenormalsquint]

And many men have not only survived, but come back for more.

[orangetoughguy]

Huh, confident too, not that I wasn't expecting it.

[thenormalsquint]

Can't help but be self-assured when experience continues to prove it to you.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh yeah? You like how far experience's taken you?

[thenormalsquint]

Sometimes. Right now it's not taking me too far, but it'll learn how to behave sooner or later.

[orangetoughguy]

What's that supposed to mean?

[thenormalsquint]

Exactly what it's supposed to mean. I'm waiting for the experience train to get back on track.