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Rain all fucking day?

Ridiculous.

Raptors opening the goddamn door?

...Right on.

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I'm from '92 and you talk like I collect betas.

...do you?

...I got a couple back home.

I don't think that qualifies as a collection.

I guess I don't then.

Also where are yeh from that yeh've never seen it rain all fuckin' day?

The sunshine state?

...Florida?

Actually fuck all if I know, I've never been to America.

That's Florida's name huh?

California.

Does it never rain there?

It rains, just not this bad.

It doesn' even rain this bad in Ireland, actually. Although sometimes we were lucky to see the sun once every six months back in Cruachan.

Back in where? Sounds like Seattle to me.

Cruachan. It's where I'm from. On the west end of Ireland.

Sun only once every six months sounds like hard time.

It's shite for more reasons than piss weather.

Like what?

There's nothin' there. The closest town, Tulsk? Has about two hundred people. Most people about don' speak English, but that's not really a problem. Every October all sorts of freakshow nutbags turn up wantin' to see the Gates of Hell, which is what the missionaries called Cruachan, which was on the back of me fam's farm.

The most excitin' thing to ever come out of that fuckin' hill was a rabid badger, one year.

So. Cruachan is Irish for podunk?

Is podunk English for craphole?

Podunk is American for middle of nowhere and don't want to be there.

Then yeah, that's Cruachan. Full of fuckin' nature.

Thought you were gonna say shit.

Surprise.

'sides I wouldn't say:

[with his accent]

Shit.

My mistake.

Shite.

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