orangetoughguy

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Rain all fucking day?

Ridiculous.

Raptors opening the goddamn door?

...Right on.

And you've learned this from where? Elementary school coloring books?

I should show you where the zoo is some time and let you try it.,

For someone who wouldn't get near the thing I don't think you're much of an expert either.

Because I can fly.

But you know where the zoo is and I'm guessing there's got to be at least one there.

I've seen it. And a t-rex. But no, we didn't have a conversation.

You'd like the unicorns.

That's a waste. Horses are alright.

What can I say? I'm not in the habit of making myself look like an idiot.

They're different from horses. Smarter.

You're in the habit of not taking opportunities. So what, did you talk to the unicorns or just draw a conclusion from a glance?

Why don't you try talking to one, and tell me what you get out of it?

Observed and concluded. I ride horses.

But have you ridden a unicorn?

I can't.