orangetoughguy: (the storyteller)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2010-10-13 09:02 pm
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crazy things to do with super glue

- paste hand to face
- paste hand to beer can (or other beverage of choice)
- paste hat to head
- paste shoes to floor
- paste inappropriate reading material to ceiling

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whitetwoguns: (Whadda you mean you don't tip?)

[personal profile] whitetwoguns 2010-10-14 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I dapple you could say. I'm no scholar of anything.
whitetwoguns: (Ain't no joy ride)

[personal profile] whitetwoguns 2010-10-14 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Very low blow.

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[identity profile] the-alice.livejournal.com 2010-10-14 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not very much, but I hope to.

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...rather, I intend to.
orangetoughguy: (funny guy)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
That part's true.
adamantined: (DISPUTE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2010-10-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
So does that mean you glued someone's hand to their face as a joke or was that all just you?
orangetoughguy: (the storyteller)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
You talk like you got it down to a science.
orangetoughguy: (justified)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Very good pun.
whitetwoguns: (On the tip of your tongue)

[personal profile] whitetwoguns 2010-10-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Science nothing. Just facts.

What kind of magazines?
orangetoughguy: (voila)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Where to?
orangetoughguy: (faispalm)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
My brother did it.
adamantined: (BITE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2010-10-14 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Did he paste your hand to the beer can, too?

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[identity profile] the-alice.livejournal.com 2010-10-14 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Everywhere. Anywhere.

Though the proposition I have--if accepted--would take my father's company trade to China.

And if it's not accepted, I'll find another way.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-10-14 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm assuming you mean to other people and not yourself?

[identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com 2010-10-14 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Such.

[identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com 2010-10-14 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
How about turning back clocks in the house.
orangetoughguy: (justified)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
What if that works to someone else's advantage?
orangetoughguy: (but god I like it)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I've never been there myself but they got like pandas or somethin'.
orangetoughguy: (the storyteller)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
That was a hard situation cause dad was involved.
orangetoughguy: (it hurt the first time)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I do that to myself?
adamantined: (COSMOPOLITAN)

[personal profile] adamantined 2010-10-14 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well now you have to explain it.

[identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com 2010-10-14 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
...You'd keep your...watch the same.

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[identity profile] the-alice.livejournal.com 2010-10-14 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Panda bears, yes.
orangetoughguy: (the hand part 3)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's not my fault he thought dad's beer was mine. I mean we were kids, what would I be doin' drinkin' beer?
orangetoughguy: (the hand part 2)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
But everyone'd be early and that's always better than bein' late.
orangetoughguy: (jokes)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2010-10-14 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
And tea, lots of tea. More than England.
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