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[orangetoughguy]

crazy things to do with super glue

- paste hand to face
- paste hand to beer can (or other beverage of choice)
- paste hat to head
- paste shoes to floor
- paste inappropriate reading material to ceiling

Comments

[adamantined]

So does that mean you glued someone's hand to their face as a joke or was that all just you?

[orangetoughguy]

My brother did it.

[adamantined]

Did he paste your hand to the beer can, too?

[orangetoughguy]

That was a hard situation cause dad was involved.

[adamantined]

Well now you have to explain it.

[orangetoughguy]

It's not my fault he thought dad's beer was mine. I mean we were kids, what would I be doin' drinkin' beer?

[adamantined]

Being a rebellious teenager, I guess. I think it's written into some code that brothers have to be annoying little idiots no matter what.

[orangetoughguy]

Let me guess, you're the older sibling.

[adamantined]

By about a year. Are you the younger?

[orangetoughguy]

What makes you say that?

[adamantined]

It's just the first kind of... scenario, I guess, that I thought of. Usually older brothers pick on younger brothers. It doesn't have to be that way, though. My little brother's a pain in the ass, for example.

[orangetoughguy]

You're damn right it ain't always that way I'll tell you that.

[adamantined]

So now you're trying to make it sound like you are the older brother? Do you even have a brother?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm tellin' you little brothers don't always just sit around waitin' for their older brothers to make the first strike.

And yeah I have a brother, why would I lie about that?

[adamantined]

I was kidding, though now I'm starting to think that this whole super glue mess was started by you.

[orangetoughguy]

So what if it was?

[adamantined]

I just want to know if it's safe to take a hat off around you now.

[orangetoughguy]

I'd never do that to a girl, they don't have enough sense of humor.

[adamantined]

Hey, I'll have you know that I've got an excellent sense of humor. Not that I want my hat glued to my head, but still.

[orangetoughguy]

Your words, not mine.

[adamantined]

I heard you, but I've got kind of an off-topic question for you.

[orangetoughguy]

What's that?

[adamantined]

How do you feel about cookies? Because I've still got a bunch of them to get rid of.

[orangetoughguy]

Get rid of? Do I look like the local landfill?

[adamantined]

Depends on how big your mouth is.