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crazy things to do with super glue

- paste hand to face
- paste hand to beer can (or other beverage of choice)
- paste hat to head
- paste shoes to floor
- paste inappropriate reading material to ceiling

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Can't really say I have. Did ... you do all that?

Kind of. I know all of it works and that's the important part.

...So, you did.

Did it, had it done to me, what's the difference?

...The difference is you have to get them back!

Someone knows what he's talking about.

Glue the device to the table. Remove all clothing. Mattress on the roof.

Okay how'd you get from glue to that?

...They're ideas? Remove all his clothing.

That's too much work. Quick and highly concentrated's the way to go.

...Itching powder.

You can't leave that around without people getting suspicious.

So, you get rid of it.

That's a waste.

...Post embarrassing pictures?

That's effective. Effective and dangerous.

It's my best plan yet.

Sounds like you've got a collection started.

How about turning back clocks in the house.

What if that works to someone else's advantage?

...You'd keep your...watch the same.

But everyone'd be early and that's always better than bein' late.

I think I meant forward.

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