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[orangetoughguy]

crazy things to do with super glue

- paste hand to face
- paste hand to beer can (or other beverage of choice)
- paste hat to head
- paste shoes to floor
- paste inappropriate reading material to ceiling

Comments

[eiremagic]

Paste hand to balls.

[orangetoughguy]

That don't work too well if they're sweaty, just so you know.

[eiremagic]

Is that something you suffer from a lot?

[orangetoughguy]

Why would you ask that?

[eiremagic]

It's a perfectly valid question, you know.

[orangetoughguy]

No it ain't, you got no reason to be down there anyway.

[eiremagic]

......should I want to?

[orangetoughguy]

That's the kind of question where I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't answer it.

[eiremagic]

Really?

[orangetoughguy]

Uh, yeah?

She thinks he means his hands sob

[eiremagic]

Is this some kind of American thing?

screeeeaaaaam

[orangetoughguy]

You're gonna have to run that one by me again.

[eiremagic]

Wait.

What are you talking about?

[orangetoughguy]

What are you talking about?

[eiremagic]

Your hands?

[orangetoughguy]

Oh. They're good hands.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Common sense.

[eiremagic]

What about it?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Sweaty balls are common sense. They sweat.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

True.

[orangetoughguy]

Common sense.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Such.

[whitetwoguns]

Very low blow.

[orangetoughguy]

Very good pun.

[eiremagic]

Just saying the truth.