5th

[orangetoughguy]

crazy things to do with super glue

- paste hand to face
- paste hand to beer can (or other beverage of choice)
- paste hat to head
- paste shoes to floor
- paste inappropriate reading material to ceiling

Comments

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Obvious things to do with super glue.

[orangetoughguy]

You got a list of your own?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You lose the advantage when you write them down.

[orangetoughguy]

Maybe I'm just that good I gotta give everyone else a handicap.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Porn to the ceiling? Doubtful.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay critic, what else you got in mind?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I'm hanging on to my advantage. But super glue's a medical grade adhesive, you might want to think about what you can get your - or someone else's - hands on at the hospital.

[orangetoughguy]

What's that supposed to mean?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

...Hand to rectal catheter.

[orangetoughguy]

...Well, if that's your kind of thing. I won't judge.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Did you glue your own hat down? Maybe I was giving you more credit than I should.

[orangetoughguy]

Even I leave'em some small amount of dignity.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Which is why you're a step down from crazy.

91% alcohol should help whoever it is get the tits down from the roof.

[orangetoughguy]

He ain't here but thanks, I'll keep that in mind for the next guy.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

So you weren't cursed? Just helping.

[orangetoughguy]

Naw, the whole thing made me think about shit I did back home.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

As a kid?

[orangetoughguy]

Kid, teenager, ain't much of a difference, and I'm not saying I wouldn't do this stuff now.