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[orangetoughguy]

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[This post actually comes a bit in the late morning/early noon Thursday.]

I don't got a mouthful of words like some other guys so I'll keep this short and sweet.

Where I'm from this is only a year old but I bet it's gonna be a classic.

[The sound of someone turning the stereo on because that someone doesn't really understand digital embedding. Look at least that's not an LP he's playing okay? Anyway this starts playing at full blast.

Somewhere in the middle of the song there may or may not be another guy yelling at him to turn it down (which he doesn't do, at all). And when the song's over...]

I gotta take out the garbage.

[Click.]

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

WHICH ONE.
290384022 PLAYBOY CHANNELS NOW.

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[orangetoughguy]

....Wow. I dunno now.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

TAKE SOMEONE FAMOUS.
FUCKED UP.
DRUNK.

FOLLOW WITH CAMERA.
RECORD EVERYTHING.
BLEEP OUT SWEARING.

TADA REALITY TV.

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[orangetoughguy]

Sounds a bit like watching a train wreck.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

OZZY OSBOURNE = THAT TRAIN WRECK.

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[orangetoughguy]

Coulda been the rabies from the bat.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

OR THE METRIC TON OF SHIT IN HIS VEINS.

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[orangetoughguy]

No see some of that made the music better. The bat on the other hand's a completely foreign substance.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

BUNCH OF BLOW > BAT JUICES?

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[orangetoughguy]

Blow's been around for ages. Survivin' bat juice only happens to vampires.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

KEITH RICHARDS: VERDICT?

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[orangetoughguy]

That's a hard one.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

ASK HARD QUESTIONS, SMARTY.

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[orangetoughguy]

Steven Tyler: verdict?

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

PANTS TOO TIGHT.
LIPS TOO FLAPPY.
WALK THIS WAY AWESOME.
HOT DAUGHTER.

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[orangetoughguy]

Watch it, she's only 15 where I'm from.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

SIXTEEN.
NO TROUBLES.

U THO.
KEEP IT IN UR PANTS.

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[orangetoughguy]

[He's actually laughing.]

Deal.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

SOOOOOOOOOO.
KEITH RICHARDS!
VERDICT!

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[orangetoughguy]

The guy gets sick only when he gives up drugs. If Ozzy's a vampire then Keith's a frankenstein, or maybe a mummy, all that embalming fluids and salt. Slays on the fuckin' guitar though, that makes up for everything.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

NOT A ZOMBIE?
ZOMBIES OWN.

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[orangetoughguy]

I don't even wanna think about Keith Richards eatin' human flesh.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

BABIES 4 BREAKFAST.
EFF WHEATIES.

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[orangetoughguy]

I prefer Fruit Brute or Cap'n Crunch.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

FRUIT BRUTE?