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[This post actually comes a bit in the late morning/early noon Thursday.]

I don't got a mouthful of words like some other guys so I'll keep this short and sweet.

Where I'm from this is only a year old but I bet it's gonna be a classic.

[The sound of someone turning the stereo on because that someone doesn't really understand digital embedding. Look at least that's not an LP he's playing okay? Anyway this starts playing at full blast.

Somewhere in the middle of the song there may or may not be another guy yelling at him to turn it down (which he doesn't do, at all). And when the song's over...]

I gotta take out the garbage.

[Click.]

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Not that I got anything against it. I mean a little stage theater never hurt anyone.

I'm convinced she's like that offstage too.

You'd be the expert, you met her. You meet anyone else?

At a party. Celebrity parties are just like being onstage. It would be unfair to judge Gaga on that appearance.

And yes, a few.

That's pretty cool. So what you just got lucky or is meeting musicians part of your line of work?

Neither. I don't count that case of the murdered rapper.

[Any other explanation will go into who she's related to and Angela's not in the mood for that weirdness right now.]

Murdered rapper, anyone I might know?

I doubt it. He was a local underground guy and he was beyond your time.

[That's a relief, but he won't say so.]

My condolences, if you knew'im.

Not exactly. I knew him as a fan, but not personally. He seemed like a good guy, though.

[He's gonna switch gears before things get somber.]

So, how do you feel about Madonna?

She's fine. I don't know what's up with that new found accent of hers, but she was an okay person to me.

Accent?

Apparently, moving to England gets Madonna one free British accent.

Did that come with a new bra too? Shaped like Big Ben?

If this was still the nineties, I wouldn't put it past her.

Is she still busy pissing off the church?

Nah. She went and converted to the Kabbalah, so she's probably pissing off a bunch of rabbis now.

Well, I never followed her all that close anyway.

Who did you follow?

All kinds of stuff. Led Zeppelin, the Stones, Aerosmith, but I have a particular liking for Queen and my girls Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks, and the Wilson sisters

[Because it's okay to admit those last three to a woman...]

[It's okay, Freddy. You still retain your manhood even if you admitted it to a man.]

What about ZZ Top?

[She's curious, okay? Sheesh.]

I ain't the type to spread rumors around Texas but they ain't ever done wrong by me.

You'll never leave Texas alive if you did.

Are you protective of the beard as much as I am of the bottomless mic stand?

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