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[orangetoughguy]

I'm doing a whole lot better since Saturday.

So much better I'm pretty willing to hear whatever you've got to say.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

It was a fucking book first, Einstein.

[orangetoughguy]

I guess I know what you were doing when you were workin' minimum wage, Mr. Librarian

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Hey, don't be bitter just because I'm not a fucking illiterate.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not fucking illiterate, I read.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Archie Comics don't count.

[orangetoughguy]

Ha ha ha, fuck you.

Fantastic Four, asshole. Tell me you've read Archie Comics cause Archie Comics is for pussies.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I don't read comic books.

[orangetoughguy]

You're missing out.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Don't fucking think so.

So, you talk to the asshole who bit you yet?

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[orangetoughguy]

You so are.

I'm talking to the son of a bitch right now.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah? What's he gotta say?

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[orangetoughguy]

Not much.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Not much like he said sorry and fucked off or like he said he didn't give a fucking shit so shut the fuck up?

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[orangetoughguy]

You gotta give me a moment to turn on my apathetic bastard decoder ring.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You got one of those? Better start using it on me.

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[orangetoughguy]

For you I got an asshole superior translator.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

He going to come to finish the job?

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[orangetoughguy]

It don't sound like it's in his best interest right now, not sure.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Fuck, so what the hell was it? You in a bad place at a bad time?

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[orangetoughguy]

Think so. [Quite possibly the story of his life.] Ain't no reason for the kid to be a little bitch about it.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Fucking recipe for tragedy.

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[orangetoughguy]

What do you mean?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

A bitch of a vampire who doesn't give a shit? Fuck.

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[orangetoughguy]

So what you think he's a hazard or somethin'? What?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Anyone who can't keep his fucking teeth to himself is a fucking hazard, man. Whatever he wants to do in the comfort of his bedroom is his fucking deal but fuck.

I mean it's not like you knew the fucker, right?