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[orangetoughguy]

I promise, I promise.

I won't bite.

[ooc: No "I'm a ___." spoilers or crew doubles please?]

Comments

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

Fuck you. I asked you who you are.

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[orangetoughguy]

Hi. Who are you?

[whitetwoguns]

What? You're in with Joe and Eddie.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Who the fuck just gives out their fucking name to some fucking meathead?

[orangetoughguy]

That's bullshit. What the fuck does he have, amnesia?

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah, I'm American.

Private;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Maybe you blew the memory right out of him.

excellent

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

[under-secretary.livejournal.com]

Then I do.

Private;

[orangetoughguy]

Very funny.

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

My name is Dug. I. Promise. If you are a dog then maybe you have seen the bird. I am tracking it. Have you seen the bird I am tracking?

[orangetoughguy]

Who are you?

Private;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm just stating possibilities.

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

What? You listed in the phone-book here?

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

Oh, now there's Eddie. Well. All makes sense now, don't it?

[orangetoughguy]

Okay, Christopher Styles. You're an ass.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

No.

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[orangetoughguy]

You're...a dog. A talking dog.

[SOMETHING AMAZING IN THIS MESS OF WTF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.]

...What kind of bird?

[under-secretary.livejournal.com]

Is that the best you have? I'm also a lawyer. I get called worse by first-graders.

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

Budd.

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Nobody is.

Now look, man. Good manners. I asked first.

[whitetwoguns]

You think you're hot shit, don't you? Guess what. You're outnumbered.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Pink.

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk because he is good and smart. He sent me on this mission to find the bird.

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

[THERE IS SOMETHING... OVER THERE. HANG ON.]