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[orangetoughguy]

I promise, I promise.

I won't bite.

[ooc: No "I'm a ___." spoilers or crew doubles please?]

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[orangetoughguy]

Hi. Who are you?

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

My name is Dug. I. Promise. If you are a dog then maybe you have seen the bird. I am tracking it. Have you seen the bird I am tracking?

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[orangetoughguy]

You're...a dog. A talking dog.

[SOMETHING AMAZING IN THIS MESS OF WTF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.]

...What kind of bird?

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk because he is good and smart. He sent me on this mission to find the bird.

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

[THERE IS SOMETHING... OVER THERE. HANG ON.]

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

[Not missing a beat.]

I have been on the scent of the bird. It is a large bird. I hope you did not bite the bird because I need the bird.

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[orangetoughguy]

Hey Dug, I wouldn't do that, I'm not that kind of guy.

What's your bird look like?

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

I have never seen one up close but I know that mailmen eat birds and if you are a mailman then maybe you have eaten the bird.

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[orangetoughguy]

A mailman? Like a federal mailman? Hey I know a guy who works with guys like that.

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

I do not know what a federal is.

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[orangetoughguy]

His name's Christopher Styles, he works for the government, you know the guys who tell all the mailmen where to go. And I mean they're always parading around with this big bird on their seals, on their stamps, on their money. I got the feeling he wants to give me the bird, so he's got to know where yours is.

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

[Freddy, do you know how many words that was?]

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

I WILL FIND HIM.

[The important part gets through.]

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[orangetoughguy]

Good boy, good dog.

[BAW SO CUTE HE KIND OF LOVES YOU AND REGRETS THIS ALREADY.]

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

[Oh my god the magic words. Someone's tail is wagging with ferocious intensity.]

I am a good dog, and I am a good tracker. I am on the scent and I will find the style mailman.

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[orangetoughguy]

[God damnit.]

Anybody feed you yet, boy?

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

A tiny mailman wanted to give me cake but I have been too busy to eat because I am busily tracking the bird.

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[orangetoughguy]

How you gonna keep tracking the bird if you start gettin' tired?

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

I will get the bird even if I am tired because my master needs me to get the bird and when I get the bird, then he will give me treats and the other dogs will be my friends.

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[orangetoughguy]

There are more of you?

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

Oh yes there are many of us but Alpha is the leader and he gave me this very special mission of tracking the bird.

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[orangetoughguy]

Are they mean to you?

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

Sometimes they tell our master that I have been a bad dog.

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