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[orangetoughguy]

So, who's Rihanna? And "Shy Ronnie"?

private to pink, open to white: You hear from him at all?

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[thenormalsquint]

Your badass has nothing on theirs, sorry to say. But stick with me and I'll make sure they keep it to looking at you funny.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey don't turn this into a regional thing.

[thenormalsquint]

It already is. I happen to know certain parts of Texas don't like the looks of you big city California boys.

[orangetoughguy]

Not all of California's big city, but sure the ones we got make up for the rest of the state, and the states next door too. What do you Texans say about us?

[thenormalsquint]

The usual. Fake, full of plastic surgery, spending money because they have too much cash and not enough real life responsibilities. As far as I know, you pass the plastic surgery test, so you might just be okay.

[orangetoughguy]

...So...you think I have money?

[Cuz yeah, this is the one that amuses him most, fff.]

[thenormalsquint]

You haven't asked me to lend you some, so I'm assuming you got something in your bank account.

[Not that she actually cares or even given any thought to his wallet.]

[orangetoughguy]

Just cause I make ends meet don't mean I have too much cash.

[thenormalsquint]

It doesn't matter to me anyway.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't that mean I pass two tests?

[thenormalsquint]

Consider it a half credit because I still don't know how many real life responsibilities you have.

[orangetoughguy]

[Snort.]

Yeah? Well what about your own real life responsibilities?

[thenormalsquint]

I have two jobs, I pay my bills, cover Brennan, make sure the furry rugrats are fed and never want for anything.

[Short list, but it is what it is.]

[orangetoughguy]

I got a job. I pay some bills. I cover my shares.

[Non-specific list but all true.]

[thenormalsquint]

Your half credit is now a full credit.

[orangetoughguy]

Thank you.

[thenormalsquint]

You're not going to argue the fake part?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm white, I'm kinda blonde, and I'm from LA. What case do I got?

[thenormalsquint]

Not much of one if you add that up with the no name thing. Sorry.

[orangetoughguy]

Be even worse if I went by one of those word names, like Prince.

[thenormalsquint]

I dated a guy named Prince before. He wasn't such a bad guy. Though, he did live up to the stereotype of guys who are named like that.

[orangetoughguy]

Sorry I got nothin', I never dated a girl named Cher.

1/2

[thenormalsquint]

Lucky you.

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[thenormalsquint]

Are you doing anything tonight?

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[orangetoughguy]

Nope.