10th

[orangetoughguy]

What the hell did I tell you?

Pay up.

Comments

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

That came out wrong.

is it time for gay chicken?

[orangetoughguy]

And I didn't even have to buy you dinner.

xander is walking gay chicken aka please

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I'm easy like a Sunday morning?

[orangetoughguy]

Well you ain't happy when you try to fake it are you?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

But, yeah, dinner would be a first step. I don't give it up that easily.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay. What do you like to eat?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

[...]

I'm a carnivore.

[orangetoughguy]

You can say the word meat. I don't judge.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Pretty euphemism-y, don't you think? But, fine. I'm a meat guy. I like my meat.

[orangetoughguy]

You got your mind in the gutter, man.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Says the guy who wants to take me to dinner and then ride my ass.

[orangetoughguy]

I was riding your ass without dinner, and in my own defense I'm pretty good in the saddle.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You have saddle experience?

[orangetoughguy]

I won't say I'm an expert, that'd be bragging.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

And you're not a braggart.

[orangetoughguy]

What guy who grew up in an agricultural hub is?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

And this is supposed to be enticing?

[orangetoughguy]

Okay I'll bite, what entices you?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

[...he will not win]

Do you think you can entice me?

[orangetoughguy]

[Freddy's enjoying this no lie.]

Well I've had you on my line for a little while now.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Wha-

[ straightening up ]

I mean, have you? Not really that surprised. We did barb-trade. Trading those barbs. And - yeah. So, I was on the end of your line? On your hook?

[ he needs to shut up but also...SOUND interested. ]

Really?

[orangetoughguy]

Hooked on a feeling and high on believing.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Very cliched but no less effective. Never got high before. It fun?

[orangetoughguy]

[Whoa now hold the phone.]

Never?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Seriously, never.

[ does the screeching hault you hear mean xander loses gay chicken? ]