10th

[orangetoughguy]

What the hell did I tell you?

Pay up.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

And you're not a braggart.

[orangetoughguy]

What guy who grew up in an agricultural hub is?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

And this is supposed to be enticing?

[orangetoughguy]

Okay I'll bite, what entices you?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

[...he will not win]

Do you think you can entice me?

[orangetoughguy]

[Freddy's enjoying this no lie.]

Well I've had you on my line for a little while now.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Wha-

[ straightening up ]

I mean, have you? Not really that surprised. We did barb-trade. Trading those barbs. And - yeah. So, I was on the end of your line? On your hook?

[ he needs to shut up but also...SOUND interested. ]

Really?

[orangetoughguy]

Hooked on a feeling and high on believing.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Very cliched but no less effective. Never got high before. It fun?

[orangetoughguy]

[Whoa now hold the phone.]

Never?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Seriously, never.

[ does the screeching hault you hear mean xander loses gay chicken? ]

[orangetoughguy]

[This might be a stalemate because really, he's too interested in the high thing now.]

Not even in grade school?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Definitely not in grade school. Why grade school?

[ there will be a rematch! ]

[orangetoughguy]

[Freddy can stand to fight another day!]

Because! Didn't everybody?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I didn't. It never came up.

[orangetoughguy]

No one shared any with you?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Dude, my high school career was filled with demons and vampires and metaphorical high school drama. I didn't have time for actual. And in grade school it didn't interest me. So, nope. Never had it, it was never shared with me.

[orangetoughguy]

...And none of those demons and vampires ever did weed either? I mean what about demon weed? Do they have that?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

...They probably do. I never did it. But, you can go about hitting on me again, you were getting pretty far, there.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't know sounds like guys who smoke are a turn off to you.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I don't really...remember saying that. Are you putting words in my mouth?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm making a guess, am I right or am I wrong?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You're actually wrong. Smoking is not a turn-off. I'm indifferent to smoking.

[orangetoughguy]

Well I'm a smoker.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Noted.