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[orangetoughguy]

I'm not gonna say shit about taste around here...just ask yourself...



What hath God Roth?

Comments

[inmyothertights]

Well beyond the fact that everyone thinks that it was a really good one?

It's gay.

Well, okay, the ass isn't gay because it's not sentient. He's gay.

[inmyothertights]

Where I'm from it's the late 2000's. 2009.

[orangetoughguy]

It's not like Diamond Dave's ass is a hundred years old.

[orangetoughguy]

What? That's bullshit.

[whitetwoguns]

That's the future.

[inmyothertights]

It's not.

[inmyothertights]

Well. To some people.

[orangetoughguy]

How do you know he's gay.

[inmyothertights]

He came out. I heard he married his personal chef.

[whitetwoguns]

Shit. Stop preaching to the choir. I know that.

[orangetoughguy]

Bull. Shit.

[inmyothertights]

It's true.

[orangetoughguy]

Diamond Dave can't be gay I mean Van Halen's had a lot of pussy over the years. A lot.

[orangetoughguy]

Besides, I hear those assless chaps do wonders for the guy.

[inmyothertights]

Overcompensating?

[orangetoughguy]

No way. It's--no way. I can't believe it. I mean are there pictures?

[whitetwoguns]

Oh yeah? I dunno where they'd sell em here. I'm sure you could find a pair.

[inmyothertights]

What you mean like a sex tape?

please let there be a sex tape, no wait 1/2

[orangetoughguy]

What? No. I mean pictures from the wedding or whatever.

[orangetoughguy]

Is that even legal?

[orangetoughguy]

Why would I need a pair?

[inmyothertights]

Civil union. It's not a real wedding.

[orangetoughguy]

Real wedding or not the paparazzi gets in everywhere. No pictures? Come on.

[inmyothertights]

Well I didn't research the topic.

[orangetoughguy]

How can he be gay? I mean, he's David Lee Roth. Next you're gonna tell me Rob Halford's gay.