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[orangetoughguy]

I'm not gonna say shit about taste around here...just ask yourself...



What hath God Roth?

Comments

[inmyothertights]

It's not.

[orangetoughguy]

How do you know he's gay.

[inmyothertights]

He came out. I heard he married his personal chef.

[orangetoughguy]

Bull. Shit.

[inmyothertights]

It's true.

[orangetoughguy]

Diamond Dave can't be gay I mean Van Halen's had a lot of pussy over the years. A lot.

[inmyothertights]

Overcompensating?

[orangetoughguy]

No way. It's--no way. I can't believe it. I mean are there pictures?

[inmyothertights]

What you mean like a sex tape?

please let there be a sex tape, no wait 1/2

[orangetoughguy]

What? No. I mean pictures from the wedding or whatever.

[orangetoughguy]

Is that even legal?

[inmyothertights]

Civil union. It's not a real wedding.

[orangetoughguy]

Real wedding or not the paparazzi gets in everywhere. No pictures? Come on.

[inmyothertights]

Well I didn't research the topic.

[orangetoughguy]

How can he be gay? I mean, he's David Lee Roth. Next you're gonna tell me Rob Halford's gay.

[inmyothertights]

Rob Halford came out on MTV.

[orangetoughguy]

My mind is so fucking blown right now kid, you can't be fucking with me.

[inmyothertights]

I'm not fucking with you.

[orangetoughguy]

Well, that's cool.

[inmyothertights]

Right. Cool.

[orangetoughguy]

I mean there's nothing wrong with it.

[inmyothertights]

I should hope not.

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah...anyway.

[inmyothertights]

....so are you?

[orangetoughguy]

Am I what?