Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
orangetoughguy) wrote2011-04-05 03:49 pm
orangetoughguy) wrote2011-04-05 03:49 pm
17th
HE FINALLY FUCKING DIED
This shit's not funny.
HE FINALLY FUCKING DIED
This shit's not funny.
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As long as it earns me a living.
That's not too hard out here, how long have you been in?
About as fun as getting hit by a fucking car.
I've been here for eight...months. Shit it's been a while.
Do you ever do anything but whine? For fuck's sake, you have a shitty sense of humor, and coming from me, that's really saying something.
Yeah.
Eight months. Might as well be a year.
Eight months. Might as well be a year.
That ain't much I mean some people have been here for three years over three weeks.
Except you didn't fucking die, did you?
So you make the best of it. Is that it?
Then chill out. No one likes a sore winner.
It's..complicated. I am human though, if that...helps.
So am I but I got this theory I have a superpower; the power to bleed out more than humanly possible. It kind of sucks.
Kind of explains the epitaph.
How are you still alive?
How are you still alive?
Luck? I don't know and I get this idea if I find out then the magic's over.
Ah, and we can't have that happening. Guess you'll just be a medical mystery. It's probably cooler that way, anyway.
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