17th

[orangetoughguy]

HERE LIES MR. ORANGE

HE FINALLY FUCKING DIED

This shit's not funny.

Comments

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Take it as a compliment. Apparently you're incredibly hard to kill.

[orangetoughguy]

No one's gonna get me period.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Are you invulnerable?

[orangetoughguy]

No, but I got a strong sense of self-preservation.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Ah. You're too stubborn to die.

That would fit the epitaph.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're harder to kill than I am.

[orangetoughguy]

Whoop dee doo.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Wow, for someone who hasn't fucking died yet, you're awfully pissy about this shit.

[orangetoughguy]

Because it's some cosmic joke at my expense. Did you think it was fun just stickin' to the fuckin' floor like I did?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

About as fun as getting hit by a fucking car.

[thenormalsquint]

Finally?

[orangetoughguy]

Untreated injuries are major pain in the ass.

1/2

[whitetwoguns]

[whitetwoguns]

Sure isn't funny.

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

...Y'know, I half expected mine to be something like this. Maybe more "He finally stayed dead," but still.

[orangetoughguy]

What?

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

It's...Nothing. Never mind.

Nice epitaph.

[orangetoughguy]

You a cat or somethin'?

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Or something.

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Finally died, huh?

[orangetoughguy]

They gave me hours, I got through the night.

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Bravo.

[orangetoughguy]

What about you?

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I'm not dead.