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[orangetoughguy]

[Tok tok. Click. And there's just a sound playing.

E-e-ee-ee-e-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-e.....]

Who's a smart bird?

[ooc: Don't click if Ju-on/The Grudge scared you 8(]

Comments

[signatures]

What the Hell was that?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I have better shit to do with my time than memorize each noise fucking birds make.

[derpioso.livejournal.com]

Your bird sounds really hungry!

[orangetoughguy]

First of all, he came to me.

[orangetoughguy]

Ever meet a toucan?

[orangetoughguy]

He's got a mango all to himself.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, from the bottom of some Satanic hell hole.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey man you don't even know Sam.

[orangetoughguy]

He comes with a really big bill.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You got fucking Toucan Sam.

[He actually thinks he's wrong, he's just going for the biggest billed bird he can think of]

[derpioso.livejournal.com]

Oh...so are those his happy noises?

[orangetoughguy]

Ia ain't an expert but I don't think he's unhappy.

[orangetoughguy]

Ain't he great?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Wait, seriously?

[designedtoparty]

I don't have to know him! I've heard him.

[orangetoughguy]

What the fuck do you think I'm making that shit noise myself?

[orangetoughguy]

Okay wise guy, if you know he's evil tell me what'd he say?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Where the fuck did you get a toucan?

[orangetoughguy]

Pure fuckin' luck.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit. That's kind of cool.

[designedtoparty]

Well, I don't know. But I'd hazard a guess at "I can't wait for this retard to go to sleep tonight, so I can eat his eyeballs and piss on his brains".

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[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

The bird doesn't speak Irish.

[orangetoughguy]

Really? You think so?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, why not? It's not like every dime store pet store has one.