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[orangetoughguy]

[Tok tok. Click. And there's just a sound playing.

E-e-ee-ee-e-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-e.....]

Who's a smart bird?

[ooc: Don't click if Ju-on/The Grudge scared you 8(]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I have better shit to do with my time than memorize each noise fucking birds make.

[orangetoughguy]

He comes with a really big bill.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You got fucking Toucan Sam.

[He actually thinks he's wrong, he's just going for the biggest billed bird he can think of]

[orangetoughguy]

Ain't he great?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Wait, seriously?

[orangetoughguy]

What the fuck do you think I'm making that shit noise myself?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Where the fuck did you get a toucan?

[orangetoughguy]

Pure fuckin' luck.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit. That's kind of cool.

[orangetoughguy]

Really? You think so?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, why not? It's not like every dime store pet store has one.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't even know if that's where he came from.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit who knows. Could be he's from some world and just flew in after someone.

[orangetoughguy]

It don't seem like he misses home.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Maybe home is shit.

[orangetoughguy]

Guess I oughta be flattered.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That he likes you?

[orangetoughguy]

Why not?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Guess when a bird thinks you're interesting, it is flattering.

[orangetoughguy]

A bird like that? No shit. Look at you you got a fleabag.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

My cat doesn't have fleas, asshole.

[orangetoughguy]

Coulda fooled me.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, well some people are easily fooled.

[orangetoughguy]

Like you thinking he wasn't a toucan.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You've had it what, a day? Two? Three? On the other hand, you've actually been mauled by my cat.