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[orangetoughguy]

[Tok tok. Click. And there's just a sound playing.

E-e-ee-ee-e-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-e.....]

Who's a smart bird?

[ooc: Don't click if Ju-on/The Grudge scared you 8(]

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Well he ain't no duck.

[adamantined]

Why do you have a toucan, exactly?

[orangetoughguy]

Luck came my way, he kinda just fell in my hands.

[adamantined]

Well at least my curiosity is satisfied.

[orangetoughguy]

And he's tame, he's smart, why anyone would give him up for a Toyota beats me.

[adamantined]

Maybe because a Toyota can get you somewhere?

[orangetoughguy]

For the cost of hauling that sucker in every six months you can just get a new car.

[adamantined]

I don't really think you can put birds and cars on the same level, especially in a place where cars are hardly a dime a dozen.

[orangetoughguy]

Tell me the last time you saw a pet toucan.

[adamantined]

I never wanted a toucan. I wanted a car.

[derpioso.livejournal.com]

I've got a swallow named Kojirou. Is Sam a big bird or a little one?

[Voice]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

What makes a sound like that?

[Voice]

[orangetoughguy]

A smart bird.

[orangetoughguy]

Well they aren't a dime a dozen I can tell you that.

[Voice]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Doesn't seem very smart if all it does is make a sound like that.

[Voice]

[orangetoughguy]

What's a smart bird do in your experience?

[orangetoughguy]

Sam's a big bird, what kind of bird do you got?

[Voice]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

If it's smart...



...it wouldn't make a sound like that.

[adamantined]

Check any cereal aisle. You'll find an abundance of toucans.

[Voice]

[orangetoughguy]

Sam. Make some other kind of sound.

[The sound of Freddy whistling to encourage the toucan to start making squeaky chirps.]

[orangetoughguy]

Find me a cereal box that makes this sound.

[Voice]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I guess that's better.

[adamantined]

You know those cans that you turn upside-down, and they moo? Put one of those in a box of Fruit Loops, and you've got the same end result.

[Voice]

[orangetoughguy]

He's no mule or dog but he's not bad company either.

[orangetoughguy]

That's totally a scam.