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[orangetoughguy]

[Tok tok. Click. And there's just a sound playing.

E-e-ee-ee-e-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-e.....]

Who's a smart bird?

[ooc: Don't click if Ju-on/The Grudge scared you 8(]

Comments

[adamantined]

Well at least my curiosity is satisfied.

[orangetoughguy]

And he's tame, he's smart, why anyone would give him up for a Toyota beats me.

[adamantined]

Maybe because a Toyota can get you somewhere?

[orangetoughguy]

For the cost of hauling that sucker in every six months you can just get a new car.

[adamantined]

I don't really think you can put birds and cars on the same level, especially in a place where cars are hardly a dime a dozen.

[orangetoughguy]

Tell me the last time you saw a pet toucan.

[adamantined]

I never wanted a toucan. I wanted a car.

[orangetoughguy]

Well they aren't a dime a dozen I can tell you that.

[adamantined]

Check any cereal aisle. You'll find an abundance of toucans.

[orangetoughguy]

Find me a cereal box that makes this sound.

[adamantined]

You know those cans that you turn upside-down, and they moo? Put one of those in a box of Fruit Loops, and you've got the same end result.

[orangetoughguy]

That's totally a scam.

[adamantined]

Every surprise inside is actually a scam.

[orangetoughguy]

That's not true. I got my power ring fair and square.

[adamantined]

Your what?

[orangetoughguy]

Power ring.

Green Lantern?

[adamantined]

Did it give you super powers?

[orangetoughguy]

Oh yeah, totally.

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power--Green Lantern's light.

[adamantined]

Teach that to the bird, and then we'll talk.

[orangetoughguy]

He's not that kind of bird.