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[orangetoughguy]

[Tok tok. Click. And there's just a sound playing.

E-e-ee-ee-e-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-e.....]

Who's a smart bird?

[ooc: Don't click if Ju-on/The Grudge scared you 8(]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck is that?

[orangetoughguy]

My new pet dinosaur.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I didn't know dinosaurs came with built-in horror movie noises.

[orangetoughguy]

Then you don't know Devil Dinosaur real well.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

....who?

[orangetoughguy]

Devil Dinosaur.

[There's that e-ee-e-e-e-ee-e sound again.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Seriously is that a fucking parrot?

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[thenormalsquint]

Whatever that is, that is not a bird.

[orangetoughguy]

Wrong.

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[orangetoughguy]

He's not just a bird.

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[thenormalsquint]

That's obvious by whatever sound that was.

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[orangetoughguy]

He's smart, he's friendly, and he doesn't chew shit up. He may as well be a room mate.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck is it?

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[thenormalsquint]

If you're that desperate for company, you could have called me instead of getting... something.

[orangetoughguy]

Man I thought you were sharper than this.

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[orangetoughguy]

Hey hey let's get this straight, he came to me.

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[thenormalsquint]

And you kept him. What is it anyway? I refuse to believe it's a bird of any kind.

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[faroffdream.livejournal.com]

[ LOTS of dead air, and then......... ]

Um.

[ ...yes, well. Not sure he's ever heard a bird that sounds like that...ever.

Or wants to again. Uh.

Right. ]

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[orangetoughguy]

His name is Sam.

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[orangetoughguy]

[Tok tok.]

Hi?

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[thenormalsquint]

Right. I feel better knowing you actually named it.

[whitetwoguns]

Smart? How do you figure?

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[orangetoughguy]

Oh come on, Sam's name is a clue.

[orangetoughguy]

He turned this thing on by himself.

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[thenormalsquint]

The only Sam that's a bird I know is the Fruit Loops bird. I don't think toucans make noises like that.