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[orangetoughguy]

[Tok tok. Click. And there's just a sound playing.

E-e-ee-ee-e-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-e.....]

Who's a smart bird?

[ooc: Don't click if Ju-on/The Grudge scared you 8(]

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[orangetoughguy]

His name is Sam.

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[thenormalsquint]

Right. I feel better knowing you actually named it.

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[orangetoughguy]

Oh come on, Sam's name is a clue.

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[thenormalsquint]

The only Sam that's a bird I know is the Fruit Loops bird. I don't think toucans make noises like that.

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[orangetoughguy]

What? They totally do.

[There's that sound again, apparently it's the sound of a toucan 'purring'.]

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[thenormalsquint]

They do not. I've seen a toucan once and it didn't sound like water going down a clogged drain. Did you find him Underground? Because if so, that's really not a real toucan.

[Toucans, y no purr cutely like cats?]

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[orangetoughguy]

You've seen one but have you ever kept one?

[Re: the source of said toucan...no comment. It's something he's gonna have to consider now.]

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[thenormalsquint]

I'm sure D.C. has some law about regular citizens keeping tropical birds in their apartments.

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[orangetoughguy]

So does my lease in LA but. [SHRUG, THIS IS THE CITY.] You wanna meet'im sometime?

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[thenormalsquint]

I'm not sure. I still haven't confirmed that it's really a toucan you got.

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[orangetoughguy]

Would I bring a monster skrull mutation freakazoid to see you?

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[thenormalsquint]

Maybe.

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[orangetoughguy]

You fuckin' wound me. I'll give you ass-kicking rights if I don't bring a toucan.

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[thenormalsquint]

I'll kick your ass regardless of a toucan.

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[orangetoughguy]

What the hell for? What'd I do? [--This time.]

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[thenormalsquint]

You managed to find the only toucan that makes creepy horror movie sounds.

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[orangetoughguy]

I told you, he found me. It's just my brand of luck.

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[thenormalsquint]

Bad luck.

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[orangetoughguy]

Hey Sam's a cool guy.

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[thenormalsquint]

I'll be the judge of that.

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[orangetoughguy]

Lunch tomorrow?

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[thenormalsquint]

Sure. This I gotta see with my own two eyes.

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[orangetoughguy]

You're totally on.