Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
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phone post
☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK
☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK
Oh, the emotional-
No, no, I don't need help with that.
[Sigh and a pause]
It's the physical stuff that I can't...listen, Freddy. You're the only one I can talk to about any of this.
No, no, I don't need help with that.
[Sigh and a pause]
It's the physical stuff that I can't...listen, Freddy. You're the only one I can talk to about any of this.
[Giddy feelings of giddiness. Why Freddy Newendyke of all people who knows, but Captain America is coming to him for help.]
I am all fucking ears for you.
[Empty hands, arms crossing, look at him ready to listen and gesticulate as necessary.]
I am all fucking ears for you.
[Empty hands, arms crossing, look at him ready to listen and gesticulate as necessary.]
[A deep breath]
Well, with a dame it's all pretty...I mean, I know how it works. With a fella...not so much.
[Wait that came out wrong. Gosh this is hard]
Hands and mouth, that's what it is, right? Should I be expecting something else?
Well, with a dame it's all pretty...I mean, I know how it works. With a fella...not so much.
[Wait that came out wrong. Gosh this is hard]
Hands and mouth, that's what it is, right? Should I be expecting something else?
..... [Oh he was afraid of this.] A chick's got hands and a mouth too. She's also got an ass.
[Let's see where that goes first.]
[Let's see where that goes first.]
[Wait you gotta let this sink in it is going through a lot of layers of Steve's skull]
[Still...
....processing.....
...........99%.....]
....processing.....
...........99%.....]
[100% processed.
You can tell from the full faced gape hitting him right here]
.....really?
You can tell from the full faced gape hitting him right here]
.....really?
[Steve how are you so innocent and naiveish.]
.....Yeah.....guys do it, girls do it, anybody can do it. That's the whole beauty of it.
.....Yeah.....guys do it, girls do it, anybody can do it. That's the whole beauty of it.
[Well he never asked these questions okay]
It sounds like that would hurt a lot.
It sounds like that would hurt a lot.
What makes you say that?
[True curiosity right here.]
[True curiosity right here.]
[A pause]
Well, not like getting shot. But it doesn't sound comfortable.
Well, not like getting shot. But it doesn't sound comfortable.
The first time's almost never comfortable, for anyone.
[There's consideration]
All right.
[Said with the acceptance that well. Clearly Freddy knows more than he does]
All right.
[Said with the acceptance that well. Clearly Freddy knows more than he does]
....But if you wanna do it it ain't anything to be chicken shit about.
[In case Steve's getting the wrong idea.] When it's done right it feels great.
[In case Steve's getting the wrong idea.] When it's done right it feels great.
[He can figure that slang out.]
How is it done right?
How is it done right?
We're talking about ass, right? Cause you got handjobs and oral down already, right?
[This is Freddy's way of making sure Steve is ready to have this talk.]
[This is Freddy's way of making sure Steve is ready to have this talk.]
Yes.
[Steve is looking at his hands again because oh look a mole he didn't know he ha--no, wait, that's just a smudge of charcoal]
Please.
[Steve is looking at his hands again because oh look a mole he didn't know he ha--no, wait, that's just a smudge of charcoal]
Please.
Giving it or taking it?
[Not a trick question, not really.]
[Not a trick question, not really.]
Good answer.
[Hands. They're waving and flapping.] If you ain't ever done it before you're gonna want a lot of lube. You gotta get relaxed and take it slow. Keep your nails short and clean cause fingers usually go first. I mean you can use other shit but these guys right here got a lot of control.
[Look at him waggle his fingers.
[Hands. They're waving and flapping.] If you ain't ever done it before you're gonna want a lot of lube. You gotta get relaxed and take it slow. Keep your nails short and clean cause fingers usually go first. I mean you can use other shit but these guys right here got a lot of control.
[Look at him waggle his fingers.
[Steve is taking mental notes because if he does that he won't freak out.]
Fingers first.
[Said with the surety of someone paying attention]
And use a lot of lube. I'm guessing you don't mean the kind I'd use to grease up a car.
Fingers first.
[Said with the surety of someone paying attention]
And use a lot of lube. I'm guessing you don't mean the kind I'd use to grease up a car.
Back in your day I wouldn't be surprised if that's what was laying around. Now you can pick that shit up at the supermarket, moral decay of society or whatever. It's always by the condoms.
[Speaking of.]
You two thinkin' about seein' other people at all?
[Speaking of.]
You two thinkin' about seein' other people at all?
It's called protection.
[Duh.] What's his history like, do you know?
[Duh.] What's his history like, do you know?
Protection from what?
[Freddy be nice he is pre-HIV okay]
I've known him since we were kids, of course I know his history.
[Freddy be nice he is pre-HIV okay]
I've known him since we were kids, of course I know his history.
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