orangetoughguy | phone post

..... [Oh he was afraid of this.] A chick's got hands and a mouth too. She's also got an ass.

[Let's see where that goes first.]

[Wait you gotta let this sink in it is going through a lot of layers of Steve's skull]

[Still...

....processing.....

...........99%.....]

[100% processed.

You can tell from the full faced gape hitting him right here]

.....really?

[Steve how are you so innocent and naiveish.]

.....Yeah.....guys do it, girls do it, anybody can do it. That's the whole beauty of it.

[Well he never asked these questions okay]

It sounds like that would hurt a lot.

What makes you say that?

[True curiosity right here.]

[A pause]

Well, not like getting shot. But it doesn't sound comfortable.

The first time's almost never comfortable, for anyone.

[There's consideration]

All right.

[Said with the acceptance that well. Clearly Freddy knows more than he does]

....But if you wanna do it it ain't anything to be chicken shit about.

[In case Steve's getting the wrong idea.] When it's done right it feels great.

[He can figure that slang out.]

How is it done right?

We're talking about ass, right? Cause you got handjobs and oral down already, right?

[This is Freddy's way of making sure Steve is ready to have this talk.]

Yes.

[Steve is looking at his hands again because oh look a mole he didn't know he ha--no, wait, that's just a smudge of charcoal]

Please.

Giving it or taking it?

[Not a trick question, not really.]

[Pause]

I guess I should know both, right?

Good answer.

[Hands. They're waving and flapping.] If you ain't ever done it before you're gonna want a lot of lube. You gotta get relaxed and take it slow. Keep your nails short and clean cause fingers usually go first. I mean you can use other shit but these guys right here got a lot of control.

[Look at him waggle his fingers.

[Steve is taking mental notes because if he does that he won't freak out.]

Fingers first.

[Said with the surety of someone paying attention]

And use a lot of lube. I'm guessing you don't mean the kind I'd use to grease up a car.

Back in your day I wouldn't be surprised if that's what was laying around. Now you can pick that shit up at the supermarket, moral decay of society or whatever. It's always by the condoms.

[Speaking of.]

You two thinkin' about seein' other people at all?

Next to the condoms.

[Wait.]

No. Why?

It's called protection.

[Duh.] What's his history like, do you know?

Protection from what?

[Freddy be nice he is pre-HIV okay]

I've known him since we were kids, of course I know his history.

....Diseases, man.

[Looking at you now, Steve. Come on didn't they teach you guys to be careful with women abroad? Freddy might not know his history that well but come on, and that's not even approaching HIV which he'll get into. Maybe.]

Wait.

Like...fighting fifth?

[He means syphilis.]

No, no, we're not sick. I don't even think I can get sick even if I-

Which I haven't.

Just cause you don't get drunk doesn't mean there's no alcohol going in you. [The implication being if he doesn't know he could be a carrier he'll never know he just passed it on.]

You should keep'em around even if you're taking the all-exclusive monogamous high road. Just in case. Curses happen. Shit happens.

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