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Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
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phone post

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK

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orangetoughguy: (then a bump)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-04-30 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's casual, nothing serious, no one gets hurt.
thenormalsquint: (❥ so how's that working out for ya)

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-04-30 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Except for Sam, when you tell him you've fallen in love with a peacock.

Asshole!
orangetoughguy: (justified)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-04-30 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Hah, she said peacock.] Hey fuck you.

[To the parrot again, it's almost like talking to Pink. And then to Angela again.] I don't think I can handle a peacock, too showy, high maintenance. I could give it your number.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-04-30 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Right. I'm not the furry in this conversation.
orangetoughguy: (you heard what he said)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-04-30 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
The what?

[Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Freddy wwwhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy.]
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-04-30 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
The furry.

[Yes, Freddy, why?]
orangetoughguy: (she was like shut up shut up)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-04-30 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell's that mean? I'm not that hairy.

[Because he thinks this is some joke on male masturbation......why.]
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-04-30 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to be hairy to be a furry. You just have to get your rocks off on animals or at least pretending to be animals while having sex, I mean yiffing.
orangetoughguy: (faispalm)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-04-30 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Silence. Silence. ...Silence. Sam makes a tapping tok tok sound near the device.]

"Yiffing"? Actually nevermind, you know too much.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-04-30 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[She laughs loudly.]

Well, you asked!
orangetoughguy: (you heard what he said)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-04-30 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Man why do you even know this stuff? Don't they revoke your sex therapist license for it?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-04-30 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I've dated circus people.

[Translation: she has weird friends.]
orangetoughguy: (for laughs)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-04-30 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
The bearded lady or conjoined twins?

[He's not gonna doubt her claim.]
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-04-30 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
The muscle guy, a couple of clowns, the lion tamer, and one of the acrobat girls.
orangetoughguy: (wat)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-04-30 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Clowns.

[Freddy says like he's shaking his head, cause he totally is.]
thenormalsquint: (❥ getting my rda of fibe)

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-04-30 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Don't say it like that.
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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-04-30 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. Fucking clowns.

[With more enthusiasm, like they're fucking cool, because with Angela one never knows if she actually may have liked someone who made a living being a clown.]
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-04-30 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, when they were with me, they certainly were.

[Does that answer any questions?]
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