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[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[thenormalsquint]

Right. I'm not the furry in this conversation.

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[orangetoughguy]

The what?

[Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Freddy wwwhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy.]

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[thenormalsquint]

The furry.

[Yes, Freddy, why?]

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[orangetoughguy]

What the hell's that mean? I'm not that hairy.

[Because he thinks this is some joke on male masturbation......why.]

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[thenormalsquint]

You don't have to be hairy to be a furry. You just have to get your rocks off on animals or at least pretending to be animals while having sex, I mean yiffing.

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[orangetoughguy]

[Silence. Silence. ...Silence. Sam makes a tapping tok tok sound near the device.]

"Yiffing"? Actually nevermind, you know too much.

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[thenormalsquint]

[She laughs loudly.]

Well, you asked!

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[orangetoughguy]

Man why do you even know this stuff? Don't they revoke your sex therapist license for it?

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[thenormalsquint]

I've dated circus people.

[Translation: she has weird friends.]

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[orangetoughguy]

The bearded lady or conjoined twins?

[He's not gonna doubt her claim.]

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[thenormalsquint]

The muscle guy, a couple of clowns, the lion tamer, and one of the acrobat girls.

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[orangetoughguy]

Clowns.

[Freddy says like he's shaking his head, cause he totally is.]

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[thenormalsquint]

Don't say it like that.

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[orangetoughguy]

I'm sorry. Fucking clowns.

[With more enthusiasm, like they're fucking cool, because with Angela one never knows if she actually may have liked someone who made a living being a clown.]

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[thenormalsquint]

Well, when they were with me, they certainly were.

[Does that answer any questions?]