phone post

[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[thenormalsquint]

got a minute for an old friend?

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[orangetoughguy]

yeah i had a wig no i'm not keeping it

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[thenormalsquint]

that's okay. i was going to ask if i could borrow the tights anyway.

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[orangetoughguy]

you'd never fit in them

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[thenormalsquint]

you're right. those hips of yours are ten times wider than mine.

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[thenormalsquint]

actually, what i wanted to ask was if you think i'm ready to go for the real deal now.

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[orangetoughguy]

har dee har

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[orangetoughguy]

are you asking cause you want to?

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[thenormalsquint]

does it matter if i do or don't? it's something i'll eventually have to get and who knows when we'll get more crap like this month. better sooner than later.

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[orangetoughguy]

well i gotta know how badly you want to rush it. you're alright for a civilian. the gun stays holstered outside the range until you can unload a whole clip in the ring.

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[thenormalsquint]

and if i need to use it before then?

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[orangetoughguy]

call me and i'll shoot it for you. i don't want you having an accident.

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[thenormalsquint]

that won't always be possible. just tell me where i can buy one.

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[orangetoughguy]

do you still have a kid running around your place?

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[thenormalsquint]

yes, she's still here. i plan to discuss the gun with her and get a lockbox.

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[orangetoughguy]

i trust you're gonna know when you're better off not using it

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[thenormalsquint]

i'm hoping to never have to, but i'm sure i'll eventually will. no humans. just deranged animals and monsters.

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[orangetoughguy]

even when you've got a monster on your tail you won't know how to live with yourself if you accidentally hit the girl

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[orangetoughguy]

i don't want you going through that

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[orangetoughguy]

i'll put you on live rounds this week

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[thenormalsquint]

i know. i'd rather hit myself fatally than injure her period. that's why i'm not thinking of stopping the lessons, just figuring out what's the most trustworthy place to buy one where i won't get pressured into buying a rocket launcher because i don't really know what's what.

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[orangetoughguy]

you're out of your mind if you think i'm just gonna tell you where to get one. i'll get one with you.

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[thenormalsquint]

what is this, a field trip? i already told claire i would take her with me when i went.

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[orangetoughguy]

[Someone's got friend!jeluzy.]

what? it's not like picking up a new purse ok

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[thenormalsquint]

[Aww Freddy. Do you want a hug?]

i promised her. i'll look like an asshole breaking it.