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Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm

phone post

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
what is this, a field trip? i already told claire i would take her with me when i went.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Aww Freddy. Do you want a hug?]

i promised her. i'll look like an asshole breaking it.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
i can't say for sure, but she was adamant about it enough to make me think she knows a lot more than she lets on.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
because you know more about guns?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
how did you learn?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
with what time? if i was, i'd think i'd be able to hit the paper better.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
did they collect them or hunt or something?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
oh ok. just curious. my dad collects them, but he always said he'd do the shooting of my boyfriends for me.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
sounds like you messed around with one too many daddy's girls.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-05-24 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
i'm sure that wasn't the part of your body that the dads were more concerned about.