orangetoughguy | phone post

Well that's what I'm saying. You're following along, right?

[There has to be something he can use as an ashtray around here.]

[Oh, oh, now Steve gets it. He nods, and notices Orange searching for an ashtray. He and Bucky don't smoke but he grabs an empty beer can from the counter (Bucky, trash, really) and pushes it his way.]

Yeah, I guess I am.

I kind of wish I could surprise him.

[Tap tap tap right into the can.]

What do you mean?

I guess what I mean is that I would like to bring something to it.

So I'm not just following along.

[From his tone it's clear that this is just musing.]

Not like it would be easier for me if it were a dame, at least.

It depends on the dame. Some of'em will let you--anyway.

[Maybe that's moving too fast for Steve Rogers, ahem.] Basically you wanna be a saint in the kitchen and a whore in bed, right? They said that back then, I'm pretty sure.

[He tilts his head at the first part of the conversation, and then just.

Well.

If he were eating something he would choke but as he's not his jaw just drops, and he snaps it back up]

Yes, it's something some people say.

[Some people not being Steve because he doesn't really care for the word "whore."

He prefers "lady of the night."

He's reddening up]

I'd just like to...are you sure talking about this is okay?

[Steve you're so cute if Freddy wasn't Freddy he'd insist on having the guy practice on him and don't think the idea doesn't cross his mind at all. It does just briefly so and Orange is an upstanding sort of man enough not to act on the impulse. Also White would be enraged.]

Man are you sure you wanna talk about this with me? Because I'm not the go-to guy for the emotional comin' fuckin' clean about it business. [Seeing as how Freddy can talk about gargling dick but he can't for the life of him talk about loving another man.] But if you wanna know how uh...how it works, I'm here for you, Steve.

[Hand clapping down on his shoulder while he finishes this smoke.]

Oh, the emotional-

No, no, I don't need help with that.

[Sigh and a pause]

It's the physical stuff that I can't...listen, Freddy. You're the only one I can talk to about any of this.

[Giddy feelings of giddiness. Why Freddy Newendyke of all people who knows, but Captain America is coming to him for help.]

I am all fucking ears for you.

[Empty hands, arms crossing, look at him ready to listen and gesticulate as necessary.]

[A deep breath]

Well, with a dame it's all pretty...I mean, I know how it works. With a fella...not so much.

[Wait that came out wrong. Gosh this is hard]

Hands and mouth, that's what it is, right? Should I be expecting something else?

..... [Oh he was afraid of this.] A chick's got hands and a mouth too. She's also got an ass.

[Let's see where that goes first.]

[Wait you gotta let this sink in it is going through a lot of layers of Steve's skull]

[Still...

....processing.....

...........99%.....]

[100% processed.

You can tell from the full faced gape hitting him right here]

.....really?

[Steve how are you so innocent and naiveish.]

.....Yeah.....guys do it, girls do it, anybody can do it. That's the whole beauty of it.

[Well he never asked these questions okay]

It sounds like that would hurt a lot.

What makes you say that?

[True curiosity right here.]

[A pause]

Well, not like getting shot. But it doesn't sound comfortable.

The first time's almost never comfortable, for anyone.

[There's consideration]

All right.

[Said with the acceptance that well. Clearly Freddy knows more than he does]

....But if you wanna do it it ain't anything to be chicken shit about.

[In case Steve's getting the wrong idea.] When it's done right it feels great.

[He can figure that slang out.]

How is it done right?

We're talking about ass, right? Cause you got handjobs and oral down already, right?

[This is Freddy's way of making sure Steve is ready to have this talk.]

Yes.

[Steve is looking at his hands again because oh look a mole he didn't know he ha--no, wait, that's just a smudge of charcoal]

Please.

Giving it or taking it?

[Not a trick question, not really.]

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