phone post

[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[thenormalsquint]

does she HAVE to have white hair?

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[orangetoughguy]

yes

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[thenormalsquint]

shit. back to the drawing board again.

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[thenormalsquint]

are you sure? maybe she got a dye job? maybe the muses have something against women with white hair?

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[orangetoughguy]

don't erase anything yet, what'd you do?

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[thenormalsquint]

erase it? i burned it. it was horrible.

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[orangetoughguy]

bullshit you wouldn't

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[thenormalsquint]

i also had to burn the supergirl/powergirl scissor one.

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[orangetoughguy]

what

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[thenormalsquint]

Surprise!

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[orangetoughguy]

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[orangetoughguy]

just what I wanted on my phone

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[thenormalsquint]

well, I have another thing to show you, but if you're that prudish...

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[orangetoughguy]

i'm not a prude man they're cousins!

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[thenormalsquint]

in some states, cousins can marry other cousins.

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[orangetoughguy]

superman wouldn't like it i'm just saying

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[thenormalsquint]

would superman like this one?

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[orangetoughguy]

well she's no lois lane but it's cool

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[thenormalsquint]

they can both be yours for the low, low price of free.

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[orangetoughguy]

i'll take them but free's not part of the deal how much do you want?

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[thenormalsquint]

you found me a car. that's payment enough.

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[orangetoughguy]

i made you pay for that car so you gotta make me pay for that girl

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[thenormalsquint]

fine. pay me in chocolate.

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[orangetoughguy]

really?

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[thenormalsquint]

really. i don't like charging my friends for my stuff.