orangetoughguy | phone post

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what's the city currency equivalent of a dub?

two oranges and thats adjusted

that much then.

what am i gonna do with the rest of the sixty dollar bag

wait. how do you have a sixty dollar bag and not sharing? stingy jerk.

you didnt ask. til now

why do you even have a sixty dollar bag on you? have you been dealing all this time without telling me? stingy ASSHOLE jerk.

im not joe the pot man anymore you should be happy im sellin to you

no, you're just nameless the pot man. anyway, i should really be getting a discount for all the shit i take from you.

what shit i aint thrown shit at you in shit i dont know how long

you just threw shit at me three times.

you sound so broken up about it

i am. i don't know how i'll sleep tonight without a special delivery.

how soon you want it?

right now would be fantastic.

you aint gettin it that soon but ill keep you posted

why not?

cause breaking it ups a major pain in the ass

just give me the whole thing and call it a birthday gift.

you really want weed for your birthday?

do i look like i'm still in college?

youre the one getting strippers named Tinkerbell

i'm also getting dazzler. but i guess if you have problems with themed strippers, i can just cancel my order for her.

no dont do that

this sounds like a different song you're singing now.

orangetoughguy - 2011-10-19 02:30 (UTC) - Expand

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