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[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[boutant]

When do I get an awful nickname?

[ teeheehee ]

[orangetoughguy]

You can't just ask for one. It's gotta come naturally, Smurfette.

[You asked for it.]

[boutant]

[ Don't mind her stomping on your foot with a boot, then, Freddy. ]

That sounded too forced to be natural.

[orangetoughguy]

[Ffdkldjfljsdvn. He was gonna try evading that but she hits her mark anyway. ....Fortunately she's not that heavy.]

[boutant]

[ He's lucky she didn't go for a kick instead. ]

Short jokes aren't funny. [ YOU SHOULD KNOW, ORANGE. ]

[orangetoughguy]

[Recovering. Pfft.]

It's not cause you're short, damn.

[boutant]

Well, I know it's not because I'm blue.

[ She understands what he's getting at, but still. ]

[orangetoughguy]

You're no Blue.

[That's more an inside joke than anything.]

[boutant]

[ Yeah, she doesn't get it, but whatever. ]

I wear too much red to be blue.