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[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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Comments

[boutant]

dont phrase it like that. and you're not gonna want to hear it guarantee it

[orangetoughguy]

I AM SO SORRY

[boutant]

i get off on it. everyone is just ignoring that.

[orangetoughguy]

wow

[boutant]

yup.

[orangetoughguy]

because getting off is worth getting knocked up?

[boutant]

no. jfc. that is what the pill is for. i'm just SAYING it's a factor.

[orangetoughguy]

are you taking it everyday

[boutant]

of course i am

[orangetoughguy]

at the same hour

[boutant]

okay seriously why do you and eames know so much about womens reproductive health

[orangetoughguy]

he had a wife ive had girlfriends

[boutant]

did your girlfriends really like to share about their periods because i have literally never met a man who isn't some sort of scientist who knows this much

1/2

[orangetoughguy]

some of us actually care about not having accidents

[orangetoughguy]

and for the record if you stay over you tend to see shit in the trash can

[boutant]

I care!!!

[orangetoughguy]

you know he could fill you up in other places

[boutant]

yeah i know. i'm also aware that it feels different

[orangetoughguy]

youre sure hes a good guy clean and not fuckin around?

[boutant]

im sure and if i ever find out otherwise you and eames will have to beat me and his sister to beating the shit out of him

[orangetoughguy]

that sounds fair

[boutant]

but yeah, i'm sure he's a good guy

[orangetoughguy]

so...are we okay?

[boutant]

yeah, we're okay. just. don't do it again?

[orangetoughguy]

yeah okay i know