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[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[shall_yield_us]

Your temptresses, your harlots, your sex workers, your tricks, your women of ill repute.

I need them.

tentacles

[orangetoughguy]

only women?

on each key

[shall_yield_us]

And one boy with a camera. The patron will want a record for his reviewing pleasure, no doubt. And an envelope for their transportation fare. And my dignity returned to me, having made the request of you.

[orangetoughguy]

they market that its called amateur porn

[shall_yield_us]

...just find the women. They can even keep their fleas.

[orangetoughguy]

sure i can TRY